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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject: Lottery Winnings!

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In light of our discussions on 'what' we might do if we won the lottery, I thought you might enjoy this husband's solution. Of course - it would stand good for a wife too!

A bloke asked his wife what she would do if he won the lottery.
"I would take my half, then Divorce you" she said.

"Good" he said,
"I have just won a tenner. Here's your fiver - now bu@@er off!

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