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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: The maid Reply with quote

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh"
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject: Re: The maid Reply with quote

Thats cute, charlie!

You think it would work if I used that excuse with my boss?????

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: The maid Reply with quote

nuccia wrote:
Thats cute, charlie!

You think it would work if I used that excuse with my boss?????


I am not sure, as I don't know your boss ----- maybe you can use your feminine charm kiss

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