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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:48 pm    Post subject: God turned to Noah and said Reply with quote

God turned to Noah and said,.........


"I'm going to make it rain. a lot. so i want you to build a boat. With 7 floors.......well, more of an 'ark' really"


"an 'ark'?" says noah


"yup" says god. "and i want you to fill it with fish. nothing else. Just fish"


"Er, any particular sort of fish?" questions noah.


God thinks. "yes!!" "Carp. Fill every floor with carp!!"


"So let me get this straight" says noah.

"you want me to build a multi-storey carp ark?"
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