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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:37 pm    Post subject: The first signs of insanity! Reply with quote

The first signs of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom but don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your litter bin on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaff in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "For smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy”.
8. Don’t use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out for a meal.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all Day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The first signs of insanity! Reply with quote

Priceless! I think tomorrow I'm going to page myself at work for the hell of it!

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