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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:21 am    Post subject: A.A.D.D. Reply with quote

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
"Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. "

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed


the bills aren't paid

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only 1 check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:29 am    Post subject: Re: A.A.D.D. Reply with quote

Geez Embarassed - I wish you would stop talking about me like this.... and in public too.

Is no secret safe?
peep

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:45 am    Post subject: Re: A.A.D.D. Reply with quote

So! I finally know what's wrong with me hide

I notice there is only one other brave enough to own up she has the same symptoms.

Nuccia, when you hear of a cure for this Please post it QUICK.

ps. You will need print any replies in EVERY post because I know I wont remember where to look for the original post Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:16 am    Post subject: Re: A.A.D.D. Reply with quote

Hmm..I think I have that..only..I skip all of the other stuff and just come to the computer.
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