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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:18 pm    Post subject: No Petrol Reply with quote

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment a bee flew in his window.
The Bee said "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of petrol" the man relpied

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.

"Try it now", said one bee.

The man turned on the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my petrol tank?"
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BP of course



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:55 pm    Post subject: Re: No Petrol Reply with quote

Love it Emmy, the Scot's humor is admirable.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:24 am    Post subject: Re: No Petrol Reply with quote

Thats too cute, emmy! lol

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