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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:05 am    Post subject: Split Pea Soup Reply with quote

How do you get a kleenex to Dance? Put a little boogie in it! Clean one liner; Q. Why was the baby pen crying? A. Because his mum had been on a working on a long sentence. Clean knock knock: Knock Knock. Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in .. its your buddies tomato & cucumber

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