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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:30 pm    Post subject: Redneck police report Reply with quote

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Wayne Harvey....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:18 am    Post subject: Re: Redneck police report Reply with quote

Hey this is great!

It reminds me of one of Carnies jokes that he posted in the other forum. I love these kinds of jokes! Razz

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