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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:07 pm    Post subject: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

"What's a 710?"

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

Carnie will love this! Too funny Carole Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

Soooooo funny Carole!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

That was good, Carole.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:46 am    Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

lol lol lol

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

Gosh, she was right, "710" alright. Something one of my daughters would do.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Another Carnie Convalescence Joke Reply with quote

What?! I've seen that - it's not called 710?!! Shocked

Just kidding! Razz

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