#1: Old Age Author: carnie, Location: Barnsley. South Yorks.Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:46 am ---- "OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND
"OLD" IS WHEN . You are not sure these are jokes.
#2: Re: Old Age Author: Cathy, Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:15 am ---- Very funny Carnie!!! Thanks.
#3: Re: Old Age Author: Carole, Location: Valtellina - Near Lake ComoPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:47 am ---- Ha - I scored 9/10...
and I'm NOT going to tell you which one wasn't quite true!
#4: Re: Old Age Author: nuccia, Location: Toronto, Ontario, CanadaPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:51 am ---- I really enjoyed this one..so funny!