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#1: Out of the Mouths of Babes. Author: carnieLocation: Barnsley. South Yorks. PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:07 pm
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These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!

JACK (age 3) was watching his mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After
a while he asked: "Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so
old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you
must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mum good night. "I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mum explained it
was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is
he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what
was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the
flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" kiss

#2: Re: Out of the Mouths of Babes. Author: BillieDeKidLocation: Illinois PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:14 pm
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carnie wrote:
"Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" kiss

This is uncanny Mike!! I just asked MYSELF the same question this morning! Crying or Very sad Mr. Green Wink



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