Click Here to Print Page

Page Topic: Swatting Flies
-> Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only

#1: Swatting Flies Author: Biff83Location: Florida PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:16 pm
    ----
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

Biff--hides behind the couch to avoid slippers. peep

#2: Re: Swatting Flies Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:17 pm
    ----
Yea..you better duck! Rolling Eyes

But it is funny! Razz



-> Jokes & Riddles-Clean Jokes Only

All times are GMT - 4 Hours

Page 1 of 1