#1: Lottery Winnings! Author: Carole, Location: Valtellina - Near Lake ComoPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:10 pm ---- In light of our discussions on 'what' we might do if we won the lottery, I thought you might enjoy this husband's solution. Of course - it would stand good for a wife too!
A bloke asked his wife what she would do if he won the lottery.
"I would take my half, then Divorce you" she said.
"Good" he said,
"I have just won a tenner. Here's your fiver - now bu@@er off!