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#1: Conversation with dot5hosting... Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:38 pm
I had to shar this with all of you. I had this conversation today with a live chat operator from dot5hosting. I have been on the phone with them and online since 3:45 is now 5:37 and I'm still on hold without a straight answer..

Chat InformationWelcome to Dot5Hosting! An online representative will be with you shortly. You are number 1 in the queue. Your wait time will be approximately 0 minute(s) and 41 seconds. Thank you for waiting.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Gary'
Gary: Thank you for contacting Dot5Hosting Live Chat. How may I assist you today?
Erminia: Gary can you tell me if my doamin has been cancelled?
Gary: No .. it is not cancelled
Gary: To cancel your account you need to email us on sales @
Gary: They will cancel it for you
Erminia: i was just on the phone with you people speaking with richard supervisor and anopther person and they both assured me that my account would be credited and my domain cancelled
Erminia: then i received an email welcoming me to dot 5
Erminia: and I just hung up on and can not get thru
Gary: Yes .. therefore you need to email us on sales
Erminia: can you pass me over to a supervisor ASAP
Erminia: can't email you
Erminia: you can't receive my friggen emails
Erminia: i have done that 5 times
Erminia: thats why i was on the phoine
Gary: You cannot cancel your account on phone or on chat
Erminia: hello r u there
Gary: To cancel your account you need to email us on sales @
Erminia: no i cancelled it on email and conffrmed by phone
Erminia: then i got a welcome email instead..hello do u understand
Gary: Please forward me the ticket ID that you have send to sales to cancel you account
Erminia: gary..hjust call your supervisor please i am getting tired of thed
Erminia: ok..RFU-954129
Gary: Okay .. call us on toll free number
Erminia: no one will answer
Erminia: i was oin it and was hung up twice
Erminia: the last time by your supervisor Ricard
Erminia: Richard
Gary: Please chck your ticket
Erminia: check for what??
Gary: Our memeber from the support team has answered you
Gary: Tom-Support
Erminia: I copied and pasted it to you
Erminia: yes
Gary: Please check the mail
Erminia: check what mail..what am i checking for
Gary: Than to cancel your account reply it and forward us the last four digit of your credit card
Erminia: yes and i sent the email and they never received it
Erminia: so i called and sent another email
Erminia: they didn't receive that either
Gary: Tom has replied it
Gary: Please checl
Erminia: so they personally canncelled it over the phone
Erminia: are you people hard of hearing
Gary: Impossible ..
Erminia: i am trying to explain this to you
Erminia: i just got a welcome email!
Gary: We do not cancel any account on phone or online chat
Erminia: not a cancellation!
Erminia: me a supervisor
Erminia: and I am dead serious right now..I am not a stupid person
Erminia: I know exactly what I did
Erminia: and you are not doing what i want
Gary: To have a supervisor please call us on given phone number
Gary: Our support team will pass it to our supervisor
Erminia: i would if i could get through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erminia: you guys keep hanging up..
Gary: Anything else I can help you with?
Erminia: you haven't helped me yet///\this is going to be a great u tube conversatiobn
Erminia: i think I'll copy and paste it there to show everyone how you people help
Gary: I have explained you three times
Erminia: that should look good
Erminia: what have you explained? Something that I didn't need to know
Gary: To cancel your account you need to email us on sales @
Erminia: i asked for something specific and you answered something else
Erminia: why am I receiveing a welcome email?
Erminia: thats all I want to know
Gary: Than what exact you want .. ?
Gary: Since your account us approved and set up on the server
Gary: Therefore you have received the welcome email
Erminia: why am i receiving a welcome email to a cancellation?
Gary: Because your account is not cancelled
Erminia: the account was set up one month ago and cancelled
Erminia: today, testerday and the day before
Gary: No it is not
Erminia: why not?
Erminia: thats what I need you to find out
Gary: I said above
Gary: We do not cancel any account on live chat or phone
Erminia: ok..I'm going to put this on u tube its too funny not to share
Erminia: thanks alot
Gary: and the reason you are giving the email dose not work is
Gary: You are welcome.
Gary: Have a great day!
Gary: bye
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
This isn't really a joke..I swear this conversation just took place..

#2: Re: Conversation with dot5hosting... Author: wldspiritLocation: Usa PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:44 pm
I've got a headache and I didn't have to talk to the ignoramus!!!!

#3: Re: Conversation with dot5hosting... Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:53 pm
Oh have no idea what I had to go through! Carole was on skype while I was on chat and on the phone with them at the same time. She was killing herself laughing.

This guy was too funny..i finally got through to them (after blocking my phone number) and I was helped by a really nice guy. Hopefully I'll get my credit..

As for the new server..its here!!!!

Lets hope this only gets nerves are fried.

#4: Re: Conversation with dot5hosting... Author: MikeSavoca91 PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:46 am
I would have cursed him out so bad his mother would have felt it...what a moron! God I wish I was on skype with you when this was going on Carole must be dead from laughing so hard I would have been!

#5: Re: Conversation with dot5hosting... Author: CaroleLocation: Valtellina - Near Lake Como PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:05 am
Well it was funny in a strange sort of way....and I did learn a few new 'cuss words' from a certain lady who shall remain nameless Smile .

But 'The Boss' is right - it was unbelievable. I don't know where they teach these people about 'customer service' - but perhaps the company should consider asking for a refund from the charm school that trained them Mr. Green

If the guys that Nuccia was dealing with had ever worked for me and treated their customers like that they would have been out of the door so fast their feet wouldn't have touched the ground...

But it wasn't only THAT which caused us, (well Nuccia actually - I was too embarrassed), to 'fall about laughing'. But I'll put that on another thread for you to enjoy!

#6: Re: Conversation with dot5hosting... Author: ElevenLocation: New York PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:28 am
I dont deal with these tech help idiots. I cancel their services via credit card..when I get ticked off.

A few years ago, I needed to buy a new norton anti virus, since they would no longer allow me to download their definitions..with the one I had. So nice..that you buy something, own it a couple of years, pay for their definition subscription service and now they are wanting an additional 30 or 40 bucks for almost the identical version as you have.

Anyway..I tend to do things in the middle of the night..and it was after midnight when I ordered this downloadable version of norton.

Once you order..unbeknownst to me..they switch you over to some other company for the download. I download this new program, go to install it..and before it will install, it tells me to click for their license verify. I click..I get a 404 error page. Click again, same. I did this several times..and I could not install the program without passing this page.

I go over to the norton site. It took me another half hour to figure out, it was out of their hands. They got my money..I couldnt complain to them.

I go to the site of the download and find an email address. I email..waiting for at least an auto reply..nothing. I did this every hour..morning is getting near. No reply.

I go to the morning..again I email them. No reply.

Well..I had had it. I use my phone, called mastercard, explained the situation and had them take the charges off my credit card. I had already deleted the installation file.

I now email the company and tell them...nevermind..dont answer me..I took the charge off my credit card and deleted your installation file.

I got a quick reply. Oh cant do that. Call your credit card company back..and have them reinstate the charges so that we can remove them.


Are they freaken nuts? Or is it me?

I never replied..nor did I call back my cc company. Nor..did I ever use norton again.

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