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#1: Different ways of looking at things Author: uantitiLocation: Biella (Piedmont) and Venezia/Venice, Italy PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:45 am
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DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'
Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court
Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very nice of you, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and
Then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took
the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that

were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'


Wink Ada

#2: Re: Different ways of looking at things Author: LucaLocation: Terni - Italy PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:51 am
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Come non condividere!!! Soprattutto la preoccupazione del secondo dei due amici Cool

L.

#3: Re: Different ways of looking at things Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:21 pm
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These are great Ada! I am still laughing. Someone should warn Cathy BEFORE she spills coffee all over her keyboard again! lol lol lol

#4: Re: Different ways of looking at things Author: uantitiLocation: Biella (Piedmont) and Venezia/Venice, Italy PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:16 pm
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nuccia wrote:
These are great Ada! I am still laughing. Someone should warn Cathy BEFORE she spills coffee all over her keyboard again! lol lol lol

OMG, I didn't think about that!

Ada lol lol



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