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#1: A true story Author: uantitiLocation: Biella (Piedmont) and Venezia/Venice, Italy PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:07 pm
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A True Story


On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal
car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for
St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder:
Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they
asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
asked.
Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are
still waiting.
As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in
Heaven,
what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they
wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled.
'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said
the couple,
'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also
get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?'
asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me
three months
to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to
find a Lawyer?!'



Ada

#2: Re: A true story Author: BillieDeKidLocation: Illinois PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:10 pm
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LOL...good one Ada!

#3: Re: A true story Author: EmmyLocation: Scotland PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:32 pm
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Thanks for that Ada I had a good laugh then it made me think!! (smell the burning?? Wink Very Happy Very Happy )

it certainly gives food for thought doesnt it!! Wink Wink Wink Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Emmy -Lol,



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