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#1: Blind Animals Author: Lafaso870 PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:46 am
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit. He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..." The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake. He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..." The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."

#2: Re: Blind Animals Author: EmmyLocation: Scotland PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:15 pm
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Another good one Very Happy Very Happy
Emmy Very Happy Very Happy



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