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#1: Pickle Slicer Author: zsawevv2 PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:48 pm
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

#2: Re: Pickle Slicer Author: JoeBLocation: Chicago Area PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:44 pm
Oh, thanks for that ending. I was getting cold and clammy thinking about the beginning.

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