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#1: Prison -vs- Work Author: VincenzaLocation: Michigan PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:14 pm
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@ PRISON
@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

you get three meals a day fully paid for
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for good behavior

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

you can watch TV and play games
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

you get your own toilet
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

they allow your family and friends to visit
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

you must deal with sadistic wardens
they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!




Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails

#2: Re: Good site. Author: JamesBiancoLocation: Westfield, MA. PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:25 pm
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Jacob you have a really bad mouth.

*Gets out the soap*


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#3: Re: Prison -vs- Work Author: MikeSavoca91 PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:28 pm
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I just reported him to Nuccia adminpower . The sick b@$%@rd.....


No one click on the links, even if that goes without saying.

#4: Re: Prison -vs- Work Author: VincenzaLocation: Michigan PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:29 pm
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Thanks Guys, I just sent Nuccia a message to.

#5: Re: Prison -vs- Work Author: JamesBiancoLocation: Westfield, MA. PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:52 pm
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MikeSavoca91 wrote:
I just reported him to Nuccia adminpower . The sick b@$%@rd.....


No one click on the links, even if that goes without saying.

To make it worse, he inserted the name of my alltime favorite band Nirvana right in the middle!!

Evil or Very Mad

#6: Re: Prison -vs- Work Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:48 pm
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Thanks guys..

Jacob has been deleted and his IP blocked..I'll make some changes to the settings on the board.

Meanwhile, keep letting me know when something like this happens so we can keep it under control.

Hugs



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