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#1: But officer... Author: liviomorenoLocation: Rome (Italy) PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:17 am
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said KEEP QUIET! You're going to jail!" A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," said the man in the cell...."I'm the groom!"

#2: Re: But officer... Author: CaroleLocation: Valtellina - Near Lake Como PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:13 am
THAT is priceless!!!

#3: Re: But officer... Author: nucciaLocation: Toronto, Ontario, Canada PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:07 pm
Oh someone's going get a hurting! lol lol lol

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