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#1: 3 Italian Nuns Author: FloraLocation: Pittsburgh PA, USA PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:18 pm
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"

And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonn" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says,

"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!

#2: Re: 3 Italian Nuns Author: CaroleLocation: Valtellina - Near Lake Como PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:55 am
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Damn...why didn't you put the warning BEFORE the story???

I laughed (real loud) and look where I ended up!



#3: Re: 3 Italian Nuns Author: Cathy PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:00 am
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Embarassed me too!

#4: Re: 3 Italian Nuns Author: FloraLocation: Pittsburgh PA, USA PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:40 am
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Glad I have some company!! (still laughing!)

#5: Re: 3 Italian Nuns Author: BillieDeKidLocation: Illinois PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:00 pm
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This was REALLY funny!! Mr. Green



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