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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:50 am    Post subject: Be careful what you tell your kids Reply with quote

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children
and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which
the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and
Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you
about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:04 am    Post subject: Re: Be careful what you tell your kids Reply with quote

Good one John

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Be careful what you tell your kids Reply with quote

Oh I am so using that one on my husband tonight. I figure I am in enough trouble with his family anyway...lol

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Be careful what you tell your kids Reply with quote

Love it John.... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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