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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:38 am    Post subject: Smart Dogs Reply with quote

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....

First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.

Second Woman : "I know..."

First Woman : "How?"

Second Woman : "My dog told me."

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:47 am    Post subject: Re: Smart Dogs Reply with quote

That is pretty funny. Our family are all dog lovers. I shall pass it on.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Smart Dogs Reply with quote

good one---Even although my two wee pooches let me know they understand every word I say I reckon they dont let me know they can talk, guess they're afraid they'll get sent out to get the groceries.
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