Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....

First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.

Second Woman : "I know..."

First Woman : "How?"

Second Woman : "My dog told me."

That is pretty funny. Our family are all dog lovers. I shall pass it on.

good one---Even although my two wee pooches let me know they understand every word I say I reckon they dont let me know they can talk, guess they're afraid they'll get sent out to get the groceries.
Emmy