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The Rich People's Party
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:34 am    Post subject: The Rich People's Party Reply with quote

There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.

Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing."

Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, lo and behold, he made it!

The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give me it, Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the one who pushed me in."

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:10 pm    Post subject: Re: The Rich People's Party Reply with quote

Still laughing... Joe B

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