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A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:13 am    Post subject: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING Reply with quote

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York City two days before Thanksgiving. “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing," he says. "Forty-five years is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts. “I’ll take care of this!” She calls her parents immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing!” The father hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “OK,” he says, “The kids are coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:36 am    Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING Reply with quote

This is the best thing I ever heard! Finally..pay back! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:50 pm    Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING Reply with quote

Definately one to remember for the future....

Gotta be better than all those calls when WE ask "OK how much is THIS going to cost me?"

I'll save it as a ploy for the grandchildren - if I get any!!!
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BTW Flora - to "Gente" - nice to have you aboard.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING Reply with quote

Thank you!!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:43 pm    Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING Reply with quote

Oh my! You should have posted a warning with that - I think I need a new keyboard! Shocked Very funny!
Welcome to the forum! I always love new faces!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:09 am    Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING Reply with quote

Nice one Flora.
May I also extend a warm welcome to this great family.
Keep em coming, we all need a good laugh. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:17 am    Post subject: Re: A LITTLE JOKE TO TELL ON THANKSGIVING Reply with quote

That was a good one.

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