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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:41 pm    Post subject: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE Reply with quote

It has long been contended that there are
male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that
women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love
it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her
overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men
will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...
"Clean my house."

(YOU GO GIRL!!!)

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:27 pm    Post subject: Re: ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE Reply with quote

Very Happy Not bad for a first joke from you!! Very funny...I wish I could get someone to clean my place for $20!!

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