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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:17 am Post subject: But officer...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said KEEP QUIET! You're going to jail!" A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," said the man in the cell...."I'm the groom!"

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:13 am Post subject: Re: But officer...
THAT is priceless!!! _________________ Researching: EDMED, SAVILL, TYSON, NEWCOMBE, STAPLETON, GUNTER, STAPLES If you think education is expensive -try ignorance! >Expats in Italy< Come and join 'Dork and Friends'! >New Blog<

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: Re: But officer...
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