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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:07 am    Post subject: Ropes & Mushrooms! Reply with quote

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes here" so the rope leaves. Loops himself up, and rubs himself against a brick wall. He then walks back in the bar. The bartender says "I told you we don't serve ropes". The rope says "I'm not a rope", You're not? Nope he responds, "I'm a frayed knot" A mushroom walks in to a bar and waves down a waiter and says can I have a table. The waiter says I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here. The mushroom respond but I'm a fun gi

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